Guess who the Enchanted Sisters are going to see tonight?
I wish that was a picture of him squirting frosting in his mouth. I bet it is delicious.
Oh, and we’re going to see the Duff, not the Count you silly gooses.
Though there is no limit to money I would pay to just chill with the Count all night. Maybe 10 dollars!, 20 dollars!, 1,000,000 dollars! 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 dollars! A-ah-ah-ah
I, for one, am so ready for tonight…
Oh, and this is probably the funniest thing I have ever seen in my life. It is possibly NSFW, but is actually not obscene at all. Depends how uptight yo boss is, I guess…